Quotes by Lance Frank

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Quotes For Desert Living
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Lance Frank
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"There is no wrong reason for giving. You are either being
charitable or practicing to be. The only thing we can do
wrong is judge, and in so doing discourage the practice."

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"If you do not have an agenda one will be assigned to you...
so you might as well have one."
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"Don't expect charity from your competitors or even good
sportsmanship. If there is anything good about you they will
do their best to make it look bad. If there's anything bad
about you they will do their best to make it look worse. And
they will never, ever, allow you any capacity whatsoever to
learn, grow, or change."

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"To have one's art rejected is one thing. To have it ridiculed is
quite another. But to have it plagiarized by those plutocrats who
have rejected and ridiculed it raises it...or rather lowers it... to the
level of political persecution and economic censorship."

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"I try to write things everyone wants to read but no one dares to
plagerize."
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"In the marketplace of ideas, originality is a key element of quality."

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"If people don't seem to like you for no good reason you
have nothing to loose and everything to gain by giving them
a good reason."
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"If you catch someone pouring arsenic in your watering hole
you've got every right to force them to drink from it."

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(Speaking as Jeremiah Yokel of the Hwy 111 Local Yokels)

"If you think its a matter of the tail wagin' the dog well, you're
focused on the wrong end of the dog, son. I'd be more worried
about the teeth. That's the part that's gonna bite you in the behind
once that dog gets tired of you kicking it."

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(Speaking as Jeremiah Yokel of the Hwy 111 Local Yokels)

"Any advertising agency claiming to have its finger on the pulse
of America should be held accountable for the effects of injecting
the patient with adrenalin when it is already known to have high
blood pressure."

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(Speaking about the Carl's Jr. "Flat Buns" commercial)

"Just because someone has the technology to make guacamole on a
mass scale doesn't give them the right to steal a single avocado from
the person who labored in their own orchard to plant it, grow it, pick
it, and bring it to market, no less a single spoonful of guacamole they
lovingly made by hand."

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"It makes no difference if a poker player is male or female any more
than it matters if a rattle snake is male or female. If you run into one
out in the desert you best respect it, other wise you're likely to get
bit."
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(Speaking as Jeremiah Yokel of the Hwy 111 Local Yokels)

"... pigs, like people, are found on every continent and nation of the
planet. Pigs come in all colors too. There are not only white pigs, but
black pigs, brown pigs, yellow pigs and yes, pink pigs. And while we
are on the subject of pink, they come in both genders and are not
particularly picky about which they copulate with."

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(From the article "Pigs, Capitalist and otherwise.")

"I'm gay friendly in that I support anyone's right to choose
whatever lifestyle they want. But the minute anyone disrespects
my right to be straight I get gay hostile real fast."

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"I'm a salesman. I can't afford to have an opinion."

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